Produced by Harold Lime and M. Murray; directed by Robert McCallum; written by C. W. O’Hara; starring Rhonda Jo Petty, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Kay Parker, Laura Lazarr, Ron Jeremy, Chrissy Beauchand, Cara Lott, Carmel and R. Bolla. Running time: 85 minutes.
Harold Lime, producer of Harry Reems’ comeback movie, Society Affairs, has given the adult audience yet another reason to breathe heavily for a while. It’s called Satisfactions, and the girls are hot enough to set off smoke detectors in the theater.
The sexual situations are tied together in an overly loose fashion, but the viewer will be too busy gawking at the choice ladies to care much. The flick’s goal is simply to explore how people reach their “satisfactions,” a fancy term for getting your rocks off. It’s a constant barrage of sucking, fucking and whatever else comes in between, with an emphasis on cockteasers who get a taste of their own medicine.
On center stage is Honey Wilder as a woman married to a real-estate tycoon. Honey attempts to fire her chauffeur (John Leslie) and maid (Carmel), but Leslie bails them out by convincing Wilder that she needs a good fuck to get a better outlook on life. Chief stud of porn John Leslie is such a ladies’ man, he could probably get Queen Elizabeth to go down on him on national TV. Suffice it to say. Wilder eats up the whole episode.
But it’s Wilder’s rich-bitch daughter, played by Rhonda Jo Petty, who sets the movie on fire. Wearing the skimpiest of clothes, the knockout blonde saunters past some burly construction workers, bending over at the right moments. This is not a safe thing to do, and rest assured the hardhats give Petty her due porking.
Every sex scene in Satisfactions plays into the sweaty palm of some typical male fantasy.
There’s Eric Edwards as a pool boy seduced by two young tarts. He puts both girls on top of each other and fucks them like a layer cake—and Edwards provides the icing.
Another scene has Kay Parker playing a sympathetic bartender. She shows a young guy the refreshing ins and outs of sex with an older woman after he’s been dumped by his stuckup girlfriend.
A highlight is the always chubby but always-likable R. Bolla, who plays a married man with a penchant for cheating on his wife. His taste in extracurricular playmates is excellent: Laura Lazarr, a new porn actress with one of the prettiest faces on the adult scene, portrays his lover.
With this movie, it’s okay to forget about logic and just sit back and enjoy. Satisfactions is like a sexual smorgasbord— there’s all you can eat for the price of admission.