Directed by Bruce Seven; starring Erica Boyer, Sharon Mitchell, Sharon Kane, Blondi, Stephanie Rage and Porsche Lynn. Videocassette by Video 2000.
Pity the pud-pullin’ putz so emotionally involved with a particular smut siren that he cannot bear to see his jewel of a Jezebel bejizzed. Director Bruce Seven has come to the rescue of this deeply feeling fool, with a full-length fish-only feature that raises the query: Are males really necessary? Apparently not to Blondi B., who, sans Tony Montana, blossoms into an assertive participant in dyke debauchery, playing back with interest after Sharon Mitchell tongues her B. hole. Nor do any of Hard Rockin’s other dickless wonders, all of whom conveniently carry dildos, probers and butt beads, suffer from a shortage of opposite-sex members. Porsche Lynn gets what looks like four fingers up Sharon Kane’s creamy crevice, then sticks double digits up her own dumper while getting fingerfucked from the rear. Loner without a boner Stephanie Rage pops anal beads from her sphincter ring while donging her own slot. The closing six-way hot-oil gash-mash redefines tuna melt, and the only wad will be your own.